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  • 1. Why Women Use Exclamation Points in Their Writing An explanation using Science
  • 2. Women use exclamation points! <ul><li>“ How are you!” </li></ul><ul><li>“ You are the best!” </li></ul><ul><li>“ Hugs to all!” </li></ul><ul><li>“ Get the f#&k out of my life!” </li></ul>
  • 3. It is not enough simply to know this <ul><li>We want to move beyond glib Mars/Venus chit-chat </li></ul><ul><li>We want to know why </li></ul><ul><li>What will enable us to know why? </li></ul><ul><li>SCIENCE! </li></ul>
  • 4. What science will enable us to know why? <ul><li>We have chosen GYNECOLOGY </li></ul><ul><ul><li>It’s a science, and we know that because it ends in “-ology” </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>It’s about women </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>We’re pervs </li></ul></ul>
  • 5. Why do women use exclamation points? <ul><li>Because they HAVE exclamation points </li></ul><ul><li>Behold: a woman’s “equipment” </li></ul><ul><li>! </li></ul>
  • 6. Some…points <ul><li>You may not know this because the women you know </li></ul><ul><ul><li>may be older than 10 and </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>may not employ Brazilian grooming habits </li></ul></ul>
  • 7. Alternative Pubic Typography I: 70s Porn Style # & @ ! <ul><li>There is no evidence that this relates to these women’s punctuation of choice </li></ul>
  • 8. Alternative Pubic Typography II: “Kanye’s Exception” <ul><li>“ I ain’t sayin’ she’s a Gold Digger”: </li></ul><ul><li>$ </li></ul><ul><li>This is not believed to be how most women roll </li></ul>
  • 9. Alternative Pubic Typography III: Special Latina Case <ul><li>Some situations require the subject to be inverted, or “flipped over”: </li></ul>Ay Caramba ! !
  • 10. Next Topic of Inquiry: To Be Determined <ul><li>Many possibilities </li></ul><ul><li>Further scientific activities to be determined, in part, by the Grand Jury </li></ul>
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